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Apparently, today is the fourth annual UK Pun Championship.  :P

I bought an impressionist painting, but my cat scratched it. I'm selling it on as a Clawed Monet.  ;)

My mum can't stop talking about her spinach curry. The saaga continues.  8)

I like this one, as it reminds me of the one about the binary system.

What do you call a girl with one eye? Claire

What do you call a girl with no eyes? Clare

(thanks to Masai Graham, winner in 2016)

What di you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug

What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas

Tee hee he's back with a vengeance!

I saw a kidnapping today
But decided not to wake him up!


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