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Offline IvorThirst

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Well, A Pun My Sole
« on: February 13, 2017, 12:03:54 PM »
Apparently, today is the fourth annual UK Pun Championship.  :P

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Re: Well, A Pun My Sole
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2017, 02:29:00 PM »
I like this one, as it reminds me of the one about the binary system.

What do you call a girl with one eye? Claire

What do you call a girl with no eyes? Clare


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Re: Well, A Pun My Sole
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2017, 03:01:17 PM »
What di you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug

What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas

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Re: Well, A Pun My Sole
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2017, 05:35:47 PM »
Tee hee he's back with a vengeance!

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Re: Well, A Pun My Sole
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2017, 05:41:18 PM »
I saw a kidnapping today
But decided not to wake him up!
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Re: Well, A Pun My Sole
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2017, 02:09:50 AM »
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. :P
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Re: Well, A Pun My Sole
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2017, 01:58:45 AM »
Tee hee! An old chestnut sure enough but a right good'un

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Re: Well, A Pun My Sole
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2017, 11:43:49 PM »
Yup. An oldie but a goodie. ;)
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