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Offline IvorThirst

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Complete Limericks
« on: April 22, 2011, 04:53:55 PM »
Especially for Pen , and to add to my contribution on the Rhyme thread,

A combustible woman from Thang
Exploded one day with a Bang!
The maid then rushed in
And said with a grin,
\'Pardon me, madam - you rang?\'

Yes another one from dear old Terence Miligan.
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Offline Norm Deplume

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Re: Complete Limericks
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 05:22:53 PM »
There was a young Lady from Tottenham
Who had no manners or had forgotten them
She had tea at the Vicar\'s
and whipped off her knickers
because she said she felt hot in \'em
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Re: Complete Limericks
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 05:30:36 PM »
Norm, this is why we have kept away from limericks. Kronalias\' dictum is \'don\'t type anything that you want your (grand)children or maiden aunt  to see\'.
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Re: Complete Limericks
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 05:47:09 PM »
Agreed. And especially if there are too many syllables in the second line...

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Re: Complete Limericks
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2011, 07:20:14 PM »
Agreed again ... only despite the syllables, it (:Dis pretty hilarious ...

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Re: Complete Limericks
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 10:13:21 PM »
Actually my maiden aunt knew some pretty risque linericks.

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Re: Complete Limericks
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2011, 02:16:16 AM »
There was a young vicar from Salisbury
whose manners were quite halisbury-scalisbury.
He went around Hampshire
without any pampshire
\'til his bishop compelled him to walisbury.

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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2011, 12:30:34 PM »
My great aunt wrote that one Ivor and my granddaughter laughed like a drain when auntie gave it to her to read!
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Re: Complete Limericks
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2011, 02:57:24 PM »
If it had crossed the line, it would have been deleted. That was an early warning.
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Re: Complete Limericks
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2011, 03:31:40 PM »
What are you doing for Easter,
Well, last year I have such a feasta
Spaghetti and Chips and chocolate whips
which  all went to my hips,
So this year Im told I musts cease\'ta.


Anyway A VERY HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE  whatever you are doing (or eating)

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Re: Complete Limericks
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2011, 05:01:25 PM »
There\'s me thinking that I had got away from the BBC and their tyranical moderators and into the arms of freedom. I see that I\'ll have to watch my step, or chop!
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Re: Complete Limericks
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2011, 05:13:54 PM »
Now, now, we\'re not that bad. You still have freedom from, but not necessarily freedom to. We only ask that everyone self-moderates. I myself have had my knuckles rapped for using smilies that others have considered inappropriate; let\'s just say two bald-headed men fighting in a sack!

So, be good and the moderators will offer a

be naughty and

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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2011, 08:07:52 PM »
OOOH! You are awful, but I like you!
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Re: Complete Limericks
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2011, 08:18:27 PM »
I should point out that the moderators are female and administration are male.
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2011, 08:58:28 PM »
As chance would have it!8-)

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