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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2011, 11:37:26 AM »
Do you mind if I just add a line?
And make sure it isn\'t benign
Though it mustn\'t be rude
Or have bad attitude

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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2011, 12:11:57 PM »
Do you mind if I just add a line?
And make sure it isn\'t benign
Though it mustn\'t be rude
Or have bad attitude
The use of a pun would be fine.

\'Double entendre\' would have been better, but the scansion was terrible.
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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2011, 12:25:19 PM »
Do you mind if I add a line?
And make sure it isn\'t benign
I\'m a little bit peeved
I would not have believed
That it\'s your line, when it should be mine
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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2011, 12:27:12 PM »
I looked at my watch... one-o\'-clock
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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2011, 12:39:18 PM »
I looked at my watch... one-o\'-clock
Why am I, Norm Deplume, in the dock?

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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2011, 02:55:39 PM »
I looked at my watch... one-o\'-clock
Why am I, Norm Deplume, in the dock?
Said Horace Rumpole
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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2011, 03:19:40 PM »
I looked at my watch... one-o\'-clock
Why am I, Norm Deplume, in the dock?
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Because its MY role

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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2011, 08:05:46 PM »
Do you mind if I add a line?
And make sure it isn\'t benign
I\'m a little bit peeved
I would not have believed
That that was your line and not mine




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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2011, 09:00:13 PM »
The girl in the clothes shop was new
One could see that she hadn\'t a clue

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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2011, 09:19:02 PM »
The girl in the clothes shop was new
One could see that she hadn\'t a clue
In matters of flounces

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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2011, 10:15:13 PM »
The girl in the clothes shop was new
One could see that she hadn\'t a clue
In matters of flounces
To hide both the bouncers
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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2011, 12:20:52 PM »
The girl in the clothes shop was new
One could see that she hadn\'t a clue
In matters of flounces
To hide both the bouncers
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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #42 on: April 24, 2011, 12:31:30 PM »
I looked at my watch... one-o\'-clock
Why am I, Norm Deplume, in the dock?
Said Horace Rumpole
Because its MY role
To show you\'re not guilty, old cock!

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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #43 on: April 24, 2011, 06:05:57 PM »
I have posted the bottom line of the most recent limerick on two separate occasions yet nothing appears.

WHY?
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Re: Limericks, just add a line
« Reply #44 on: April 24, 2011, 06:09:00 PM »
A gremlin Norm? One of the Masters of this site will doubtless look into it for you. ... A dumb question if you will allow ... might it be that for some reason or other (clear cache etc.) that you were logged off?

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